$0 / 3br - Wife wants house help here on our ranch (central Tx)

I told her OK BUT there are not people around here she could get, to help.
They are all in larger towns.
SO here I am trying for her! Free room & board, & if you answer Please send your photo.
You can have a job away from here because there is not that much work here, even if you help on the ranch.
A 7-year-old could do that help.